A PUBLICATION ABOUT THE YEARS YOU HAVE NOT LIVED YET, REPORTED PLAINLY.

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EDITORIAL HELLO@SUBER.HEALTH

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THE LONG VERSION· FREE, EVERY THURSDAY

MEDIA KIT · AS OF 3 NOVEMBER 2026

Reach readers who are planning on the years.

A dated slot in The Long Version, or a week on the site. Sold apart from editorial, labelled as an advertisement, written by the house, and reported back with numbers.

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THE AUDIENCE

PLACEMENTS3 · PRIMARY, CLASSIFIED, SITE BANNER

PLACEMENTS AND PRICES

Newsletter primary$449 PER SEND · One per issue, above the first section. Headline up to 60 characters, body up to 160, one link, one image. Written and set by the house. · Next open: 12 November 2026
Newsletter classified$89 PER SEND · Two per issue, in the classified row after the last section. Brand name, one line up to 80 characters, one link. Text only. · Next open: 12 November 2026
Site banner, one week$249 PER WEEK · A ruled strip across the index for seven days, Monday to Sunday. Brand name, one line up to 90 characters, one link, one image at 1440 by 120. · Next open: 9 November 2026

PRICES IN USD · TAX ADDED AT PAYMENT · ONE PRIMARY AD PER ISSUE

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU

BRIEFWhat you sell, who it is for, and the link. A few sentences is enough. We do the writing.
ASSETSA logo as SVG or PNG. For the primary slot, one image at 560 by 373 or larger; we crop and grain it to the house style. Classifieds run as text.
WHAT WE PRODUCEHeadline up to 60 characters, body up to 160, one link, set in the issue template. Site banners: one line up to 90 characters and one image at 1440 by 120.
NOT ACCEPTEDDisease or cure claims, before-and-after imagery, anything a reader could mistake for editorial. Every placement is labelled ADVERTISEMENT.

HOW A BOOKING WORKS

01 · Pick a dateEvery send is a Thursday. Open slots are listed at suber.health/advertise; once you start checkout the slot holds for thirty minutes.
02 · Pay by card to book itStripe Checkout takes the payment and books the slot. We email you straight after, from hello@suber.health, with what we need and where to send it. Stripe sends the card receipt separately.
03 · Send us a briefSend it from your advertiser page, or reply to our email: what you sell, who it is for, and where the link goes. Add a logo, and an image if you have one. We need it seven days before the send. That is all we need.
04 · We write it, you approve itOur editors write and set the ad. You see it on your advertiser page within two business days, with one round of changes included, and nothing runs until you approve it there. If we cannot agree on it, the payment is refunded in full.

WHERE THE LINE IS

EDITORIALAdvertising is sold apart from editorial. Advertisers buy a dated slot; they do not see, shape or approve stories. Every placement is labelled ADVERTISEMENT or CLASSIFIED.
REPORTINGAfter the issue goes out you receive delivered, opens and clicks for your placement. Totals only: we never share who clicked.
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